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coolest status for you are compiled here..

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1 ] Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…

2 ] He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool

3 ] हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!

4 ] हम घोडे के ‪#‎ट्रिगर‬ पे नहीँ, बल्की खुद के ‪#‎जीगर‬ पे जीते हे ।

5 ] Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

6 ] Save water & drink beer…cool..

7 ] “Making The First Move
To Patch Up Things,
Shouldn’t Always Come From
The One Who Made The Mistake
But
It Should Come From The One
Who Understands … !!”

8 ] “Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.”

9 ] “Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”

10 ] When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

11 ] No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

12 ] भरे बाजार में हर एक ‪#‎लड़की‬ ‪#‎JALENGI‬ जब, अपनी वाली अपने साथ ‪#‎CHALENGI‬.!!

13 ] I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face….

14 ] Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

15 ] “दम” कपड़ो में नहीं,जिगर में रखो….बात अगर कपड़ो में होती तो,सफ़ेद कफ़न में,लिपटा हुआ मुर्दा भी “सुल्तान मिर्ज़ा” होता.

16 ] “Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
“”PART OF LIFE””,

But smiling in all those situations is called
“”ART OF LIFE””.”

17 ] “Lot of things go
unquestioned…
lot of things
unanswered…
Some feelings r
burried alive…
Some are born dead.
“”This is life”””

18 ] I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.

19 ] गुजर जाएगा ये दौर भी ज़रा इत्मीनान तो रख जब ख़ुशी ही ना ठहरी तो ग़म की क्या औकात है।

20 ] “To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS”

21 ] बुरे हैं ह़म तभी तो ज़ी रहे हैं.. अच्छे होते तो द़ुनिया ज़ीने नही देती. !!!!

22 ] YU CAN’T BURN ME.

23 ] “Last night God gave me 2 choices:-
Either to have a good friend like you
or
To have excellent memory
.
.
.
I don’t remember what did I choose”

24 ] रेस वो लोग लगाते है जिसे अपनी किस्मत आजमानी हो… हम तो वो खिलाडी है जो अपनी किस्मत के साथ खेलते है!!!

25 ] वफादार और तुम….?? ख्याल अच्छा है, बेवफा और हम……?? इल्जाम भी अच्छा है….!!

26 ] “If someone asks me
with whom u want to spend your entire life,
I will simply say..
“”Someone who can understand
that I am not perfect””.”

27 ] 9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

28 ] “I know lots of people hate me
because i am 2 bad

but,

few people surely love me
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.”

29 ] “Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight”

30 ] “Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.”

31 ] A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything

32 ] “You’ll never be brave
if you don’t get hurt.

You’ll never learn
if you don’t make mistakes.

You’ll never be successful
if you don’t encounter failure.”

33 ] “””I Want To Be His Favorite
HELLO

And His Hardest
GOODBYE!”””

34 ] तेवर तो हम वक्त आने पे दिखायेंगे ,, शहेर तुम खरीदलो उस पर हुकुमत हम चलायेंगे…!!!

35 ] हम आज भी शतरंज़ का खेल अकेले ही खेलते हे , क्युकी दोस्तों के खिलाफ चाल चलना हमे आता नही ..।

36 ] “Its Difficult To Wait For Someone ,
And Its Difficult To Forget Someone !
But The Most Difficult Thing Is To
Decide Whether To Wait Or To
Forget Someone…..!!”

37 ] Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

38 ] Mistakes are proof that you are trying..

39 ] “Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.”

40 ] I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

41 ] “””Response”” Is One Of
The Powerful Tool To
Occupy A Place In
Someone’s ‘HEART’

Always

Give The Best Response
To The Person Who Cares
For You”

42 ] दर्द ऐ महोबत तो हमने भी बहुत की, पर भुल गये थे की HEROIN कभी VILLAIN की नही होती…!!

43 ] “People don’t always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold,
an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.

These line are really very heart touching,
sometime we should understand the condition.

Good Morning / Good Night”

44 ] “इश्क” का धंधा ही बंघ कर दिया साहेब।…. मुनाफे में “जेब” जले.. और घाटे में “दिल”!!!!

45 ] “Great words from Shakespear:

I’m Not “”HANDSOME””
But I Can Give My “”HAND”” To “”SOME”” One Who Needs Help.

Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face…!”

46 ] Train your mind to see good in everything…

47 ] “Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.”

48 ] बिकती है ना ख़ुशी कहीं, ना कहीं गम बिकता है. लोग गलतफहमी में हैं, कि शायद कहीं मरहम बिकता है..

49 ] “Never try to hide ur secrets
from a person who can read ur Eyes..

Because the one who reads your eyes
is always an expert in reading your Heart..!”

50 ] “You don’t understand
-cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-drugs unless you’re a druggie.
-suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-depression unless you’ve felt it.
-eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t act like you understand.”

51 ] ना राईट . . ना फाईट . . अपना स्टेटस आया की वातावरन टाईट!!!

52 ] The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,

53 ] “Relating
Success
With
Suffering.

Success and suffering are vitally & organically linked.
If you succeed without suffering,
it is because someone suffered for you;

if you suffer without succeeding,
it is in order that some 1 else may succeed after you.

Good morning!”

54 ] Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!

55 ] I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …

56 ] The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

57 ] “Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!

Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!

I’m too Good, Accept it!”

58 ] “””O God, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing…
Then help me to remember that,
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments,
& Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams..””
(Ameen) Share this prayer wth all. It strengthen’s faith.”

59 ] हमारे जिँदगी की कहानी कूछ ऐसी है जिसमे Hero भी हम और Villain भी हम.!!

60 ] “Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!”

61 ] When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

62 ] When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

63 ] May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu

64 ] “Making a million friends is not an achievement,
The achievement is to make
“”A”” friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you….!”

65 ] “Sometimes, you forgive people
simply because
you still want them in your life.”

66 ] जो लडकिया मुझे bad boy केहेती है…शायद उन्हें ए नही पता की शेहेजादे कभी सुधरे हुए नही होते!!!

67 ] Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…

68 ] BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

69 ] Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

70 ] ‪#‎लडकी‬ तो कभी ‪#‎पटाई‬ नहीँ पर ‪#‎बदनाम‬ तो ऐसे हो रहे है , जैसे_100 रानी यों का ‪#‎अकेला‬ बादशाह हूँ.

71 ] इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर ऐ बेखबर, शहर में तेरे जीत से ज्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के हैं..!!

72 ] WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

73 ] लाखो की हंसी तुम्हारे नाम कर देंगे ! हर खुशी तुम पे कुर्बान कर देंगे । आये अगर हमारे प्यार मे कोई कमी तो कह देना । इस जिन्दगी को आखरी सलाम कह देंगे ।

74 ] “Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day”

75 ] अगर हम जैसे शरीफो ने दादागिरी शुरु करदी तो ,, इन हसिनाओ को कोन संभालेगा !!

76 ] Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

77 ] “Past is a nice place to visit,
BUT
Certainly not a good place to stay.”

78 ] गमंडी लड़किया मुझसे दूर ही रहे क्यूंकि मनाना मुझे आता नहीं और भाव में किसी को देता नही!!!

79 ] Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

80 ] जज्ब-ए-इश्क सलामत है तो इन्शा अल्लाह, कच्चे धागे में चले आयेंगे सरकार बंधे।

81 ] There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.

82 ] आदते बुरी नहीं , शौक ऊँचे हैं ,, वर्ना किसी ख्वाब की इतनी औकात नही की , हम देखे और पुरा ना हो!!!!

83 ] “Relatinships r like a book
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!
~Author Unknown”

84 ] “Friends are like a page in a book of life,
Every page with a different subject.
But best friends r d index page
covering every subject.
Thx 4 being index page of my life.”

85 ] “Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hogav”

86 ] आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

87 ] Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

88 ] मेरे मिज़ाज को समझने के लिए, बस इतना ही काफी है, मैं उसका हरगिज़ नहीं होता….. जो हर एक का हो जाये।

89 ] “Never Try to Go Back And Repair The Past,
That Is Impossible,
But
Be Prepared To Construct The Future Which Is Predictable. . .

Have A Splendid Day =)”

90 ] “The hardest part of
missing friends
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
happen again?'”

91 ] Ek वो ‪#‎pagali‬ हैं जो मुझे समजती nahi..Or यहाँ Jamana मेरे ‪#‎Status‬ ko dekhke दीवाना हुआ Ja रहा है..!!

92 ] चेहरे पर मेरे तुम दाग से लगते हो । आइना देखूं तो अफताब से लगते हो ।।

93 ] I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..

94 ] “Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because
only you can change
hell into heaven
by your sweetness.!”

95 ] Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

96 ] हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!!

97 ] तु अपने पापा की “परी” है।तो क्या हुआ…हम भी अपने बाप के “नवाब” है।

98 ] लोगो के # ब्लड गुप मे(+) ओर (-) आता हे, ओर # हमारे ब्लड गुप मे # Attitude आता है !!!!

99 ] “Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE first receive
MESSAGES From ME!”

100 ] Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

101 ] I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

102 ] “A cute thought for those
who believe in friendship.
It’s not necessary 2 share
every secret between true friends
but it’s important that whatever u share is true.”

103 ] Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

104 ] “Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …”

105 ] “7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems”

106 ] Hey there Whatsapp is using me…

107 ] “Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl :No
Boy :Why ?
Girl :okay Listen dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was
When i cried,u didn’t gave me your toys to play,but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else :)”

108 ] I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

109 ] “Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
But friendless life is like a rootless tree

Tree can live without fruit
but
not without roots”

110 ] “Relationship is like a violen,

Music may stop now n then,

But strings are attached forever.

So if u r in touch or not,
U r always remembered.”

111 ] ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान करने के लिए समझना पड़ता है….!!

112 ] We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,

113 ] “Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling”

114 ] In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

115 ] I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

116 ] “My Care Will Be
In The Heart,
And
Not In Words..
My Anger Will Be
In Words,
And
Not In The Heart !!”

117 ] “Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!”

118 ] I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….

119 ] Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

120 ] “Small quote but very meaningful:
“”when my absence doesn’t alter ur life,
then my presence has no meaning in ur life..”

121 ] “There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)”

122 ] जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!

123 ] हाथ मे बस एक ‘बासुँरी’ कि कमी है….वरना, गोपिया हमने भी कई ‘फसाई’ है.

124 ] “Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.”

125 ] Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august, september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

126 ] “SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.”

127 ] “Life is like cotton:-
Don’t make it heavier by sinking it
in Water of Sorrow,
but make it lighter by letting
it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!”

128 ] After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

129 ] “””Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”””

130 ] “Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled.
i wish your day is full of SMILE”

131 ] can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.

132 ] मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है … जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं!!!!!

133 ] “Always keep hoping for good. As the chinese say….
“”Keep a green tree in ur heart,
the singing bird will surely come.”””

134 ] “When pride rolls me down,
Humbleness pulls me up;

When lie cracks me down,
Truth builds me up;

When sins makes me dark,
Forgiveness make me light;

When world push me away,
My allah pulls me near.

Good morning.
Have a blessed day.”

135 ] Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

136 ] “Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring,
If We Wear It,
It’ll Hold Our Finger Tightly..
If We Remove It,
It’ll Surely Make Us To Feel Its Absnce..”

137 ] “If you are an “”ICECREAM””
then u r so sweet.

If you are “”Rose””
Then you are so soft

If you are a “”Star””
Then you are so bright.

If you are my “”Friend””
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo “”Lucky””.”

138 ] “Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.

If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!”

139 ] रोज स्टेटस बदलने से जिंन्दगी नहीं बदलती जिंदगी को बदलने के लिये एक स्टेटस काफी है.

140 ] “I want a relationship where we
talk like best friends,
play like kids,
argue like husband and wife,
and protect each other like siblings”

141 ] “A wise Physician said
“”I have been practicing medicines for 30 years
and I have prescribed many things
but in the long run I have learned that
the best medicine for human creature is “”CARE and LOVE””
Someone asked , if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and answered “”INCREASE THE DOSE”””

142 ] So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..

143 ] Time is precious waste it wisely.##

144 ] IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

145 ] #People with status don’t need status.. #

146 ] “Every new day is a gift.
But
The longer you wait to open it,
The smaller it gets!

Good Morning!”

147 ] “You know
why GOD created gap between fingers?

So that,
when at some day one who is made
for you comes and fills those gaps
by holding your hand.”

148 ] “It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)”

149 ] रुठुंगा अगर तुजसे तो इस कदर रुठुंगा की ,, ये तेरीे आँखे मेरी एक झलक को तरसेंगी !!

150 ] ” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..!

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