1000 whatsapp status

Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

601). Marriage means silent suicide.

602). It is your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

603). I hope you always find a reason to smile.

604). You never fall in love the same way twice.

605). Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.

606). The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.

607). Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently

608). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.

609). INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

610). Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

611). Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

612). Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

613). Don’t rush on anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.

614). A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

615). Don’t ever broke my best friend’s heart, if you do I will try to kill you with my own hands.

616). You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

617). 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

618). Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

619). My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

620). Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

621). I am perfectly happy being his friend, in fact I love it… I just have this incredible urge to kiss him, that doesn’t go away… and this feeling that we would be perfect together.

622). First love is the best love

623). “Please don’t evr get confused between my persnality & my attitud

624). Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

625). If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.

626). Is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying…!!

627). My rose is red, Your eyes are blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day. Happy Rose Day!

628). It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.

629). I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

630). If you can dream it you can do it. – Walt Disney

631). Develop A Passion For Learning…If You Do, You Will Never Cease To Grow.

632). When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

633). I don’t love the way you lie.

634). “I am sorry for those people that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”

635). Don’t make excuses, make improvements.

636). There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

637). In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

638). All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

639). If you fall. I’ll be there.

640). You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

641). Don’t cry over somebody that won’t cry over you.

642). Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

643). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

644). Bunch of Red Rose for my true love I can’t live without you “I love you” Happy Rose Day.

645). Shadi khud ki GF se karni chahiye dusro ki se to gharwale he karwa dete hain.

646). You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.

647). To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.

648). Silence is a most powerful conversation.

649). No one is going to love you, if you don’t love yourself.

650). Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.

651). You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes. U r the sound in my ears. U r the words in my mouth. You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.

652). My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..

653). I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

654). Love is being stupid together- Paul Valery

655). No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

656). The better the relationship…the worse the breakup.

657). Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.

658). Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

659). If you’re not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?

660). Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.

661). Love Is My Favorite Mistake

662). but it depends on how well we avoid the misunderstanding.

663). Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

664). After Tuesday, even the calender mood says “W T F”.

665). He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life

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667). Work until you will complete your milestone.

668). Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

669). For someone who is suppose to be “just friends” why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.

670). War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

671). What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

672). Cry only for cuts and stitches not fot bastards and bitches.

673). The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

674). Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

675). If you don’t go after what you want,you will never have it. If you don’t ask the answer is always NOIF you don’t step forward you are always in the same place.

676). Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

677). If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

678). Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

679). The most beautiful line is But, I love you!!

680). We’ll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the end we end up together, then we’ll know it was meant to be.

681). I want our relationship to be like Tom and Jerry. No matter how many times we fight, we won’t be apart.

682). I don’t need 2 explain myself, I know I’m right.

683). “”My attitude is depends on the people who are and who will be in front of me now and then….””

684). Stop falling in love with me.

685). Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

686). The only reason I am fat because a tiny body can’t store all this personality.

687). Life does not have a remote; get up and change it yourself.

688). There’s always one person that everybody else loves but you HATE.

689). I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

690). Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

691). Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls..But..Nothing’s as gorgeous as me and my girls.

692). I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

693). Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

694). I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.

695). My attitude is based on how you treat me.

696). Everyone falls, but one day, Someone will pick you and dust the dirt off.

697). Sorry, you are not pretty on the insider either.

698). Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

699). I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets

700). Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.